Bernard Cribbins — Once in a Blue Moon

[Verse: Bernard Cribbins and (Joyce Blair)] I don't want to hear your promise For I'm now a doubting Thomas Your behaviour is an absolute disgrace (But, Billy!) If you swore upon a Bible Then the church would sue for libel And I'm not too sure they wouldn't win the case (But, that's silly!) For I've seen you kissing others And you tell me they're your brothers Do you grow them by the bushel or the bail? (Who, me?) Or you tell me they're your cousins You've got cousins by the dozens And it's mighty strange that everyone's a male (Well, you see—) If I'm slower than molasses It's these rosy coloured glasses But from now on all my faith and trust is gone (Oh, no!) For I've reached a big decision What I need is better vision You're not worth the paper that you're written on You've made your bed of rolling stone And now the shoe won't fit You've had your cake and should have known You'd have to lay in it And yet [Chorus: Bernard Cribbins and (Joyce Blair)] Once in a blue moon I think you love me (I often think I'd like to love you) Once in a blue moon I think you don't (It's rather pleasing To be so teasing) Once in a blue moon I think you hate me (I only hate you 'Cause I love you) Once in a blue moon I think you won't (I'm undecided I must be guided) Once in a blue moon You want to leave me (I can't imagine Why I'd leave you) Once in a blue moon You're in a whirl (You set me reeling With such a feeling) [Conclusion] Why this confusion? (Why this confusion?) Here's the conclusion: (Here's the conclusion) You are my / (I am your) Once in a blue moon girl A blue moon girl