Bernard Cribbins — What About Me Then?

[Verse 1] What about me, then Watching you twistin' With other layabout Instead of with me? I know his girlfriend's None too bright But she's with me So she's all right Yeah, you talk about dozy She's dim as can be Some have it rosy, mate But what about me? [Chorus] What about me? What about me? It's all right for you, mate But what about me? [Verse 2] What about me, then When we were waltzin'? Out comes this fella with his One, two, and three I'd've blackened his mince pies Except that he was twice my size His variation's lovely to see Congratulations, mate, but what about me? [Chorus] What about mе? What about me? It's all right for you, mate But what about me? [Bridge] Woo Woo! [Verse 3] What about mе then Walkin' you home then? I'm sittin' here sufferin' As bored as can be The only time you're By my side Is when they play the Ballet glide It's better at your place With you on my knee But, if your dad's at home Then what about me? [Chorus] What about me? What about me? It's all right for you, mate But what about me? [Outro (spoken)] [Woman] 'Ere [Bernard Cribbins] What? [Woman] Have you seen a bloke in a striped shirt with a couple of choc ices? [Bernard Cribbins (singing)] Forget about him, doll What about me? Woo-oo-oo!