Bobby "Boris" Pickett — Monsters Holiday

T'was the night before Christmas when all through the castle My monsters were having a Yuletide hassle The tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things Like werewolf fangs and vampire wings (It was a monster's holiday) But they were up to no good (It was a monster's holiday) Didn't act like good monsters should (It was a monster's holiday) They found themselves a new play (It was a monster's holiday) They planned to rob Santa's sleigh They were making a list and checking it twice Frankenstein wanted a shiny new trike A new chain for Janos, a brace for Igor's back A speed shaver for Wolfman, a new cape for Drac (Monster's holiday) They were up to no good (It was a monster's holiday) Didn't act like good monsters should (It was a monster's holiday) They found themselves a new play (It was a monster's holiday) They planned to rob Santa's sleigh The Mummy was to signal from the castle roof At the very first sound of a reindeer hoof As Santa slid down the chimney wall The zombies were to make off with sleigh and all From beyond the moat, there arose such a clatter I jumped to the window to see what was the matter Like a bolt of lightning, it happened so quick And there in our midst stood old Saint Nick He began to dig down deep in his sack And came up with the traction for Igor's back Drac got his cape, Frankie's trike made him behave Even Wolfman was happy, now he can shave (Monster's holiday) And all ended well (It was a monster's holiday) And Santa was really swell (It was a monster's holiday) No need to rob Santa's sack (It was a monster's holiday) Maybe next year, he'll come back So the children everywhere were spared the grief Of losing their presents to a monster sleigh thief Now the monsters love Santa and say they'll behave And never again rob sleighs or graves (Monster's holiday) Igor, what do you think of Santa now? (It was a monster's holiday) "Santa good" (It was a monster's holiday) What was that he said as he drove out of sight? (It was a monster's holiday) Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen) "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night" (On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen) Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-wolf open sleigh Well, dashing through the snow Where is that reindeer with the red nose? On Donner, on Blitzen, on Dancer and Vixen