Del The Funky Homosapien — Worldwide

[Intro] *scratched* "Worldwide" [Verse 1: Del + Unicron] Who is the two like the Blues Brothers? Yeah, who does it? Me and you, kid, we bruise dozens And hundreds of kids havin' fun with the wiz That's me and... Unicron, the inhuman on the mic...yikes! Zoinks! I zaps saps who can't rap They sound like beginners I slam then I pin ya (Slam) Send ya to the hospital, I gots the flow No nigga dare step You'll get your hair swept Off the floor when I clip ya Button ya lip ya Even if the record skips, I still rip (Damn, that nigga ripped that!) Toe the rivers, equip ya punk posse Ya got lots to see, days to come Before you raise from dumb to smarter Rippin' apart a poser Bend 'em inside out like yoga I'm a nice person on the inside But men hide when you and your friend die But a hand to the strangler (The strangler) The Benihana chopper And we oughta pop ya and crop ya 'Cause we're sick of that shit (Sick of it!) I'm about to have a fit and split ya head And kick ya bitch in the tits They're tender, mixin' niggas brains like a blender I kick rhymes like these to injure And end ya, off ya Never comin' softer This is not the best I can offer (Not the best) I'mma save some for later You ain't greater Than the man with a plan and the brand that is name And I hate ya [Interlude] *scratched* "Worldwide" (Ayo, this kid is dope; yo, check this...) [Verse 2: Unicron + Del] I'm the youngsta with the swift tongue Or the kid that lives up the street over Jon's beat I make rappers eat turds and hay It doesn't matter what version you play, I will still slay A crowd of rhymers, and Del, how'd I find ya? That one summer years ago I shoulda signed ya Just a quick reminder for those who find a... Problem with me, I'll put you on 'noid like a TNT timer And there's only 20 seconds Now I'm 16 and yes fiend to wreck shit (Wreck it) I throw temper tantrums, that's my anthem I'm not very big But if you fuck with me, you'll be like Jerry's Kids Fucked up and that's tough luck Unicron has never backed down from a tough fuck (Never) That's what lubricated Trojans are for 'Cause I know when the core hits the tip, I got the dip Flippin' and sippin' on my nipples And I will have a fit, too 'Cause I get excited when I ride it Fun while it lasted Cas, did you like When I did a song, back in the day with the Del-a-ray? (That's me!) Get a patna, I'm glad you got the chance To enhance the Jive roster I'm a foster kid but Del hooked me Now I look free when I'm out (And I'm out...) [Outro] *scratched* "Worldwide"