Grant Kirkhope — DK Rap Edit

So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too (Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me) Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! (I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed) Huh! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! (She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead) He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong! (Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb) DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! (So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't)