Grant Kirkhope — The Phantom of the Bwahpera Act 1

Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah! Hah! you think yours is a real moustache? Who's done me a thousand wrongs Ever since Donkey Kong? Slivering down every pipe Despite his plum-shaped body type Who's gonna run in fear While screaming "mamma mia!"? Who leaves me grey and grim Oh what does Peach see in him? Mario! With great joy in my heart, each time I watch Mario Kart You're first and doing so well but here comes the Spiny Shell! Now you and your Rabbid friends have finally met your ends, just let me catch my breath, then I'll High-C you to death!