Harry Champion — A Little Bit of Cucumber

[Verse 1] I was weaned on cucumber And on my wedding day Sitting down to supper when The guests had gone away My old darling said to me "You must be hungry, Joe! What is it you fancy?" I Said, "Fancy! Don't you know?" [Chorus] "I like pickled onions I like piccalilli Pickled cabbage is alright With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night I can go termartoes But what I do prefer Is a little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum Little bit of cucumber." [Verse 2] I went flying in the air With my old college chum Suddenly he said to me "We're bound for kingdom come! Is there anything on your mind Before you wear a crown?" I began to shake and said "Writе this confession down: [Chorus] "I like pickled onions I likе piccalilli Pickled cabbage is alright With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night I can go termartoes But what I do prefer Is a little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum Little bit of cucumber." [Verse 3] Sev'ral years of married life Have brought me lots of joys I don't know how many girls I think it's fourteen boys When the last one came to town It nearly turned my head It was marked with a cucumber And the fust words that it said [Chorus] "I like pickled onions I like piccalilli Pickled cabbage is alright With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night I can go termartoes But what I do prefer Is a little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum Little bit of cucumber." [Verse 4] To the Lord Mayor's Banquet I Got in one foggy day When I saw the grub it took My appetite away: "Sparrowgrass" and chaffinches And pigs-head stuffed with jam! I said to the waiter there "You don't know who I am!" [Chorus] "I like pickled onions I like piccalilli Pickled cabbage is alright With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night I can go termartoes But what I do prefer Is a little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum Little bit of cucumber." [Chorus] "I like pickled onions I like piccalilli Pickled cabbage is alright With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night I can go termartoes But what I do prefer Is a little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum Little bit of cucumber."