Chip Douglas : [Walks slowly towards Steven] You mean illegal cable?
Steven : Um... Yeah.
Chip Douglas : Who told you that? What is his name? I want it.
Steven : Just forget it.
Chip Douglas : You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility!
Steven : No, please, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it.
Chip Douglas : [Bursts out laughing] I'm just jerking your chain! Ha ha ha. The look on your face! Ha ha, you are too easy!
[laughs harder]
Chip Douglas : Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.
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