Jim Carrey — Reindeer

Alright! You're a reindeer, here's your motivation! Your name is Rudolph You're a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you Then one day Santa picks you, and you save Christmas No forget that part, we'll improvise! Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey You hate Christmas! You're gonna steal it! Saving Christmas was a lousy ending Way too commercial! Action! [Scuffle noise] Brilliant! You reject your own nose Because it represents the glitter of commercialism! Why didn't I think of that! Cut, print, check the gate moving on!