Marvin Hamlisch — I Can Do That

[MIKE] I'm watchin' sis go pitterpat Said "I can do that I can do that." Knew ev'ry step right off the bat Said "I can do that I can do that." One morning sis won't go to dance class I grab her shoes and tights and all But my foot's too small, so I stuff her shoes with extra socks Run seven blocks In nothin' flat Hell, I can do that I can do that I got to class and had it made And so I stayed The rest of my life All thanks to sis (Now married and fat) I can do this... [An extended tap and acrobatics routine is inserted here, just before the final lines. It finishes with an aerial back-flip, landing with a flourish and announcing... ] That I can do! I can do that!