Marvin Hamlisch — Sing

[KRISTINE and AL] See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was Sing! I have trouble with the Note! It goes all around my Throat! It's a terrifying Thing! See, I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was Higher! Which is why I disappear if someone says, "Let's start a Choir! Hey, when I begin to Squeak! It's a cross between a Shriek! And a quiver or a Moan! It's a little like a Croak! Or the record player Broke! What it doesn't have is Tone! Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy Ding-a-ling! But I really couldn't Sing! I could never really Sing! What I couldn't do was Sing! Three blind mice Three blind mice It isn't intentional! She's doing her best Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, jingle bells It really blows my mind She gets depressed But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in Power! And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower Still, I'm terrific at a Dance! Guys are comin' in their Pants! I'm a birdie on the Wing! But if I begin to Chirp! They say, "Who's the little Twerp! Going 'pong' instead of Ping! And when Christmas comes and all my friends go [ALL] Caroling! [KRISTINE and AL] It is so dishearten- Ning! It is so disquiet- Ting! It is so discourag- Ging! Darling, please stop answer- Ring! See, I really couldn't Sing! I could never really Sing! What I couldn't do was [ALL] Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do La! [KRISTINE] La! [ALL] La! [KRISTINE] La! [GIRLS and BOYS] Sing, sing Sing, sing, sing, sing Sing, sing Never sing a note Please never Sing, sing Never sing a note Don't ever... [KRISTINE] ...Sing [ALL] Sing!