Richard O'Brien — Planet Schmanet Janet

[Verse 1 - Tim Curry] I tell you once I won't tell you twice You better wise up, Janet Weiss Your apple pie, don't taste too nice You better wise up, Janet Weiss [Verse 2] I've laid the seed It should be all you need You're a sensual as a pencil Wound up a like an "e" or first string When we made it, did you hear a bell ring? [Verse 3] You got a block Well, take my advice You better wise up, Janet Weiss The transducer will seduce ya It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice [Verse 4] Planet Schmanet, Janet! You better wise up, Janet Weiss You better wise up Build your thigs up You better wise up [Outro - Susan Sarandon] STOOOOOOOOP!