Richard O'Brien — Planet schmanet janet/planet hot dog

{Planet Schmanet Janet] [Verse 1] I'll tell you once, I’ll tell you twice You better wise up, Janet Weiss Your apple pie, don't taste too nice You better wise up, Janet Weiss [Verse 2] I've laid the seed, it should be all you need You’re as sensual, as a pencil Wound up like an E or first string When we made it, did you here a bell ring [Verse 3] You got a block? Well take my advice You better wise up, Janet Weiss The transducer, will seduce ya [Dialogue, Janet] My feet, I can't move my feet! [Dialogue, Dr.Scott] My wheels, my god I can't move my wheels! [Dialogue, Brad] It's as if we've been glued to the spot! [Dialogue, Frank n Furter] You are! So quake with fear with fear you tiny fools! [Dialogue, Janet] We're trapped! [Verse 4] It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice [Dialogue, Dr.Scott] You won’t find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of Audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? [Dialogue, Brad] You mean! [Dialogue, Dr.Scott] Yes, Brad, it’s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here Has found a means of perfecting it A device which is capable of breaking down solid Matter and then projecting it through space And, who knows,perhaps even time.. itself! [Dialogue, Janet] You mean he's going to send us to another planet? [Verse 5] Planet! Schmanet! Janet! You better wise up, Janet Weiss You better wise up, build your thighs up You better wise up [Dialogue, Criminologist} And then she yelled! [Dialogue, Janet] Stop! [Planet Hot Dog] [Verse 1} Don’t get hot and flustered! Use a little bit of mustard! [Verse 2 Brad] You're a hot dog But you better not try to hurt her Frank n Furter [Verse 3 Dr.Scott] You're a hot dog But you'd better not try to hurt her Frank n Furter [Dialogue, Janet] You’re a hot dog--