Shel Silverstein — Outro: ABZs

Kids Here is a present for you A shiny new quarter and I pasted it on here myself So have fun and buy anything you want Yours truly, Uncle Shelby P.S. I hope your mommy doesn't take your quarter off and spend it. Surprise Because you have been good and because you have learned your ABZ's and because your Uncle Shelby loves you, Tomorrow you can stay home From school. No school tomorrow! Warning! It is not nice to burn books. It is against the law If mommy or daddy tries to burn this book call the police on them. P.S. The paper in this book is not really paper It is made from candy