All songs by Shel Silverstein
100000 Pennies
25 Minutes to Go
A Couple More Years
A Front Row Seat to Hear Ole Johnny Sing
A Light in the Attic
A is for Apple
Afraid of the Dark
Alice
Alimoney
All About You
B is for Baby
Backward Bill
Band-Aids
Beans Taste Fine
Benjamin Bunnn
Better Not Ask Me
Bigtime
Blame
Blue Eyes
Boy Named Sue
Bury Me in my Shades
Captain Hook
Chapter 1: Uncle Shelbys Story of Lafcadio: The Lion Who Shot Back
Chester
Civil War Song
Cloudy Sky
Colors
Comin After Jinny
Crazy Dream
Crouchin On The Outside
D is for daddy
Daddy What If?
Dancing Pants
Day After Halloween
Daylight Dreamer
Dentist Dan
Diet Song
Dirty Ol Me
Don the Dragons Birthday
Dont Give a Dose to the One you Love Most
Double-Tail Dog
Dreadful
E is for Egg
Early Bird
Eggs Rated
Eighteen Flavors
Enter this deserted house
F is for Finger
Fancy Dive
Fish?
Flag
Folk Singers Blues
For Sale
Forgotten Language
Freakin At The Freakers Ball
Fuck em
G is for Gigolo
Goodnight Little House Plant
H is for Hole
Hammock
Hat
Have Another Espresso
Here Comes
Homemade Boat
How Many How Much
How Not To Have To Dry The Dishes
Hug OWar
Hungry Mungry
Hurk
Hypnotized
I Cant Touch The Sun
I Got Stoned And I Missed It
I Must Remember
I Once Knew A Woman
I Wont Hatch
Ickle Me Pickle Me Tickle Me Too
If the World Was Crazy
Im Making a List
Im So Good That I Dont Have To Brag
In the Land Of...
Instructions
Intro: ABZ
Intro: Uncle Shelbys Story of Lafcadio: The Lion Who Shot Back
Invention
Invisible Boy
Invitation
It Does Not Pay to be Hip
Its Dark In Here
Its Nap Time
J is for Junkie
James
Jimmy Jet And His TV Set
Joey
Jumping Rope
Just Me Just Me
K is for Kidnapper
Kick It Again
L is for Lap
Lazy Jane
Liberated Lady 1999
Listen To The Mustnts
Liz
Longmobile
Lookin For Myself
M is for Money
Magic
Magical Eraser
Masks
Masochistic Baby
Me-Stew
Melinda Mae
Memorizin Mo
Merry...
Messy Room
Minnow Minnie
Modern Talk
Monsters Ive Met
Moon-Catchin Net
Morgans Curse
Mr. Grumpledumps Song
Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats
My Beard
My Hobby
My Rules
N is for Nose
Never
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh
No Difference
Oh Have You Heard
One Inch Tall
Ourchestra
Outro: ABZs
Paranoid
Paul Bunyan
Peanut Butter Sandwich
Picture Puzzle Piece
Pie Problem
Pinocchio
Pirate Captain Jim
Point of View
Polly In A Porny
Poor Angus
Prayer Of The Selfish Child
Put Something In
Quaaludes Again
R is for Red
Rain
Recipe For A Hippopotamus Sandwich
Reflection
Rock N Roll Band
Rudy Felsh
Santa and the Reindeer
Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
Scum Of The Earth
Shadow Wash
Shaking
Sick
Signals
Skinny
Smart
Snowman
Somebody Has To
Somedays Here
Someone Ate The Baby
Something Missing
Spaghetti
Stacy Brown Got Two
Standing
Standing on the Outside of your Shelter
Stone Telling
Stop Thief
Sure Hit Songwriters Pen
T is for TV
Testing The Bomb
That Perfect High
The Acrobats
The Bloath
The Boa Constrictor
The Crocodiles Toothache
The Dirtiest Man in the World
The Dragon Of Grindly Grun
The Edge of the World
The Farmer and the Queen
The Father Of A Boy Named Sue
The Flying Festoon
The Garden
The Generals
The Giving Tree
The Land of Happy
The Little Blue Engine
The Long-Haired Boy
The Loser
The Man Who Got No Sign
The Meehoo with an Exactlywatt
The Mermaid
The Nap Taker
The One Who Stayed
The Pirate
The Planet of Mars
The Razor-Tailed Wren
The Search
The Silver Fish
The Sitter
The Slithery-Dee
The Smoke Off
The Toucan
The Toy Eater
The Ugliest Man In Town
The Unicorn
The Worst
The Yipiyuk
Thumbs
Thumbsucker
Ticklish Tom
Tight Hat
Time
Toilet Training
Traffic Light
True Story
Tryin On Clothes
Us
W is for Wish
Warning
Wavy
Wavy Hair
What A Day
What Did?
Whatif
Whats In The Sack?
When i am gone
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Who
Wild Boar
With His Mouth Full Of Food
Wont You?
Wreck of the Old 49
Years From Now
Youre Always Welcome at Our House
Z is for Zoo
Zebra Question