Shel Silverstein — Youre Always Welcome at Our House

Well, a man came to our house Our house Our house A man came to our house To sell some brooms So we asked him to come in And we hit him with a hammer And we hid him in the closet In my father's room But you're always welcome at our house Any time of the day Yes You're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay Then a lady came to our house Our house Our house A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school So we asked her to come in And we gave her some poisoned lemonade And hid her in the freezer where it's nice and cool But you're always welcome in our house Any time of the day Yes You're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay Then a kid came into our yard Our yard Our yard A kid came into our yard to get his ball We asked him to come in And we took in the basement And we sealed him up inside the basement wall But you're always welcome in our house Any time of the day Yes You're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay So when you come to our house Our house Our house When you come to our house We'll have some fun We'll ask you to come in And we'll take you in the kitchen And we'll put you in the oven until you're done But you're always welcome in our house Any time of the day Yes You're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay And we know you will stay