If you tell me the wild boar
Has twenty teeth, I'll say, "Why sure"
Or say that he has thirty-three
That number's quite all right with me
Or scream that he has ninety-nine
I'll never say that you are lying
For the number of teeth in a wild boar's mouth
Is a subject I'm glad I know nothing about
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