Spitting Image — Commons of House

[Voiceover] This is a journey.... into a lunatic asylum [Speaker of the House] Order! Or-or-or-or-order! [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Nigel Lawson] I'm the coolest cat [Geoffrey Howe] And I'm a little mouse [Singers] House of Commons, where nothing's ever changed [Neil Kinnock] I'll fight and die for my country [Margaret Thatcher] We'll see if that can be arranged [Edwina Currie] There's a doctor in the house, but no nurses in the hospitals [David Owen] Jack your body, j-j-jack your body (body) [David Steel] For God's sake, David, don't give in [Speaker of the House] Order! Or-or-order! [Roy Hattersley] Ooh, I'll have a steak please [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Leon Brittan, [Roy Hattersley], Cyril Smith] We are the fat boys [Norman Tebbit] And I'm the skinny yob [Singers] House of Commons, where everyone's a star [Neil Kinnock] Hey listen man, I'm bad [Tony Benn] Yes, as leader, you certainly are [Edwina Currie] Push it, push it real good Cecil (push it) [Ron Brown] Drop the mace, drop the mace [Michael Heseltine] And wave it about [Nigel Lawson] Whop your wads, whop your wads, whop your wads on the counter [Ken Livingstone] Tony Benn, Tony Benn is a bad young brother, in actual fact [Singers] House of Commons, to be an MP [Margaret Thatcher] You must keep talking rap [Neil Kinnock] That's rap with a capital C [Singers] House of Commons, how common can you get [Neil Kinnock] Hey what's your favourite group Roy? Roy Hattersley Wet, Wet, Wet! [Neil Kinnock] Ah, Roy, you big fat [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Edwina Currie] Push it, push it, don't force it! We're going to have big fun [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Douglas Hurd] I'm a ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ninety-nine... our house [Neil Kinnock] Ah, shut up, the lot of you, you bastards. All of you, get out, Out! Out! Outro: [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Edwina Currie] Only way is up, babies [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Voice] The problem will be, that there will be, they're will be... um... [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Douglas Hurd] You want it open or wrapped? [Neil Kinnock] Get out! [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Nicholas Ridley] Build a house, build a house, build a house, on the greenbelt [Edwina Currie] Oh Cecil! Must be yours! Roy Hattersley [?] [Neil Kinnock] Say that again, Roy? [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Voice] Notice the messy compartment [Edwina Currie] What ya mean, you need a whole lot of roses? [Singers] House of Commons, Commons of House [Douglas Hurd] Our house