Tenacious D — Kielbasa

[Intro: Jack Black & Kyle Gass] (Dude we gotta fuckin' write somethin' new Come on) Strums a chord I don't like that So far, ba-- Off to a bad start KG strums another chord Better, closer, warmer KG strums another chord That's it! Okay Music starts up [Verse 1] I love ya baby But all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage Your butt cheeks is warm I check my dipstick You need lubrication, honey My kielbasa sausage Has just got to perform Now get it on [Verse 2] I see ya walkin' But all I can think about is Dianetics Your butt cheeks is warm I check my dipstick You need lubrication, honey My kielbasa sausage Has just got to perform Now I been set loose, ah I'm shooting my juice, ah Right in your caboose Now fuckin' get it on Now get it on Get it on [Verse 3] Dianetics junior much better than Krishna Dianetics cure you much better indeed And all you people here, you're tremendous (Except the people in the back) And you're smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed With me And KG All right Oh yeah All right Oh my God All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah) All you motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer) When you fight, you got to fight fair You motherfucker, oh, you motherfucker You know what time it is? Tenacious D time You motherfucker, go! Fuck yeah Yeah, yeah [Outro] Dude, that was TNT