Tenacious D — The Legend of the Rent

DEWEY: BLLLLP! OK. It starts off... a dark stage, and then a beam of light,and you can see me and my guitar In the end of time There was a man Who knew the road And the writing Was written on the stone And then a thin layer of fog comes in around my ankles. Roadies, that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later In the ancient time An artist led the way But no one Seemed to understand Chimes, Freddy In his heart he knew The artist must be true But the legend of the rent Was way past due And then, Katie, you come in with the bass Well, you think you'll be just fine Without me, but you're mine You think you can Kick me out of the band And then, Zack, you come in with a face-melter. OK ? Well, there's just one problem there The band is mine How can you kick me out Of what is mine ? And then... Hawaii Five-O. You ever see that show ? OK, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes: You're not hardcore Unless you live hardcore And I want the backup singers to be like: Well, you're not hardcore (No, you're not hardcore) Unless you live hardc... (Unless you live hardcore) But the legend of the rent Was way hardcore Boom ! Big old explosion. Some, like, confetti comes down. That's all I got so far. It's a work in progress SUMMER: I liked it, Mr. Schneebly. I thought it was really catchy DEWEY: Thank you