The Waitresses — Pussy Strut

[Verse 1] Sideways is called horizontal Up & down, vertical Criss-cross along the diagonal There's movement in three dimensions This is very scientific [Chorus] Look at the butt Pussy strut [Verse 2] Say "yaw" if you mean skidding Say "pitch," tipping Say "roll," spinning Oh, you'll never understand it I don't understand it [Chorus] Look at the butt Pussy strut [Bridge] Demonstrate how certain random movements Can be plotted on a straight line If you know an object's special properties Well, that can be observed Now factor in the range of variation As a function on a curve [Verse 3] With watts we rate the power With volts, pressure With amps, quantity Can't you be more specific? Can't you get more specific? [Chorus] Look at the butt Pussy strut [Verse 4] First law is strict on motion Second law is strict on resting Third law, proportion Can't you be more specific? No, I can't get more specific [Chorus] Look at the butt Pussy strut [Bridge] Demonstrate how certain random movements Can be plotted on a straight line If you know an object's special properties Well, that can be observed Now factor in the range of variation As a function on a curve