The Waitresses — Wasnt Tomorrow Wonderful?

Hi! Nice to see ya C'mon in, c'mon in Sorry the place is a mess Need an ashtray? Drink some coffee, some coffee I know you've been upset What I mean is Maybe part of your problem Is simply, you were teased I know what you'd like But the good stuff promised Is hard fought and not for free Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories Go out jumpin' With your dumplin', your dumplin' Go wheelin' with your pet Never worry Even a bit, just a bit If there're any good ones left Use your credit At the boybank, the boybank If those you've bounced, you've broke Spit the F-word Like a shotgun, a shot gun If they can't take a joke! Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster? If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories Starting to see what I mean? Nice things, nice things Oh oh oh, so many nice things As your biggest fan I want you to have them Nice things, nice things Oh oh oh, so many nice things Don't mean nothing, if they're dumping Things that sting on you! Don't take that, honey! Don't work your buns off For a fool, for a fool Who can barely tie his shoes Don't answer phone calls That old boyfriend, old boyfriend Would love to see you lose You don't need that! When your girlfriend, your girlfriend Falls for all these creeps Can you tell her? Take the cure, take the cure Love is obsolete? Maybe! Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight Since when is it a disaster? If the "S" on your cape is a little frayed? What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Born to shop? No! Pretty victories What's a girl to do? Scream and screw? No! Pretty victories Starting to see what I mean? Sure, stop by anytime Will yesterday be better? I think you'll do just fine!