Tiny Tim — She Left Me With The Herpes

[Intro] Also I wrote this song in 1980 or '81, at the same period of time I remember these words She left me with the herpes, now why would she do that? Last night I sat upon a chair and gave it to the cat The cat gave it to Rover and to the mouse-y too The mouse-y gave it to the bird, I don't know what to do Her mother said her daughter was a nice girl and refined It must've been another girl, certainly not mine That darling mother's wrong, she's the only girl I knеw Since Roosevelt won thе election in 1932 She left me with the herpes, even roaches won't come near Mosquitoes will not bite me 'cause they sense my blood's not clear My chamber maid is suing, and taking me to court Ah, ah, she cleaned-, ah She cleaned my room the other day, and you know what she caught? Ah, I left her with the herpes, ah, la, la, la, la, la, la I left her with the herpes, like it was left for me And there are many listening to this song who have it now, you see The only good advice I give is take a book to bed And let her take a blood test everyday that you are wed She left me with the herpes, I don't know what to do Ah, my life's a social wreck, Boo hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo The only good advice I give is take a book to bed And let her take a blood test everyday that you are wed [Outro]