Tiny Tim — The Spaceship Song

If I could drive a spaceship, dear I’d take you to the stars, and you would be alone with me as we’d fly next to Venus and Mars We’ll be together all alone, we’ll even fly to the moon If I could drive a spaceship, dear I’d get one very soon If I could drive a spaceship, dear, I’d take you up with me We’d have a honeymoon on Mars, on Venus or Mercury We’d be together all alone, oh what a thrill it would be A million miles way up in space, and you alone with me But I can’t drive a spaceship dear, can’t even drive a plane So what’s the use of scheming, dear? My schemings are always in vain I’ll be content with dreams of you, you’ll be with me every time Well still be up in space and it won’t even cost a dime