Tommy Steele — Flash Bang Wallop Remastered 2015

[Verse 1] All lined up in a wedding group 'Ere we are for a photograph We're all dressed up in a morning suit All trying not to laugh Since the early caveman in his fur Took a trip to Gretna Green There's always been a photographer To record the 'appy scene! [Pre Chorus] 'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture Click What a picture, what a photograph Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke [Chorus] Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet Bangin' on the big bass drum What a picture, what a picture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum Stick it in your family Album [Verse 2] The same thing happened long ago When man was in his prime And what went on we only know From the snaps he took at the time When Adam n' Evе in their birthday suit Decided to gеt wed As Adam was about to taste the fruit The man with the camera said [Pre Chorus] 'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture Click What a picture, what a photograph Poor old Eve, there with nothing on Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone [Chorus] Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet Bangin' on the big bass drum What a picture, what a picture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum Stick it in your family Album [Verse 3] You've read it in a folio Or seen it in a Shakespeare play How Juliet fell for Romeo In the merry month of May And as 'e climbed the orchard wall To reach 'is lady fair As he tumbled, she began to bawl As he floated through the air [Pre Chorus] 'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture Click What a picture, what a photograph Poor young chap What a night he spent Tights all torn and his rapier bent [Chorus] Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet Bangin' on the big bass drum What a picture, what a picture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum Stick it in your family Album [Pre Chorus] 'Old it, flash, bang wallop, what a picture Click What a picture, what a photograph Poor young chap What a night he spent Tights all torn and his rapier bent [Chorus] Clap 'ahands, stamp your feet Bangin' on the big bass drum What a picture, what a picture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum Stick it in your family Album [Outro] Stick it in your family Stick it in your family Stick it in your family Album