Tommy Steele — What a mouth

Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fella' If he had another mouth he'd look much wella' But his face Cleared him From winning the beauty show It was like a steam boat funnel Or a railway arch, or the blackwall tunnel If you can't see Jim when he opens his mouth you'll know And as poor jim goes walking about You can hear the kids all hollerin' out What? What? oh erm.. What a mouth! What a mouth! What a north and south Blimey what a mouth he's got Now when he was a baby lord oh lummee! His poor old mummy used to feed him with a shovel What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh 'cos if he did it's a penny to a quid that his mouth would fall in 'alf