VeggieTales — The Eight Polish Foods Of Christmas Silly Songs Version

The Announcer: And now it's time for a VeggieTales Christmas Party. The part of the show where we join our veggie friends at their annual Christmas party (title card flips over to Qwerty) Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry! Jimmy: Man, I’m starving Jerry: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer Jimmy: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled Jerry : Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve sleds... Pa Grape: Hey Bob, have any Ritz Bitz? Bob: I'm sorry Pa, not yet. The food’s not here yet Larry: Hey look everybody! It's Oscar the Polish Caterer with the food! (others cheering) Oscar: Hello everyone! I hope you're hungry! Bob: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Oscar! What took you so long? Oscar: The Kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn't believe... Jimmy and Jerry: We believe! Bob: Well, what'ya bring us? Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you?! I tell you what I bring you!! The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party A boiled potato topped with dill weed The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Two steamed perogies Jimmy: Ahh, what’s a perogi? Oscar: It’s dough. Wrapped around meat Jimmy: Oh! All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Three simmered gołąbkis Larry: What's a gołąbki? Oscar: It’s cabbage. Wrapped around meat Larry: Oh Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas Archibald: Now, what is a paprika? Oscar: It's a bell pepper, stuffed with meat Archibald: I see Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis Jimmy: Two steamed perogies All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed (Jimmy hiccups) Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Five smoked kielbasas Pa Grape: What's a kielbasa? Oscar: It's pretty much just meat Pa Grape: Oh Archibald: Four baked paprikas Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis Jimmy: Two steamed perogies All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Six fried chruścikis Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family? Oscar: Actually, it’s a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust Others: Ohhhh! Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas Archibald: Four baked paprikas Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis Jimmy: Two steamed perogies All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed Bob: Whoa Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full... Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Seven pitted prunes Junior: I don't like prunes Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em, son Archibald: Oh, is that right Pa Grape: Uh huh Bob: Six fried chruścikis Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas! Oy! Archibald: Four baked paprikas Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis Jimmy: Two steamed perogies All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed Pa Grape: I'm gonna bust! Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Eight poppy seed cakes Larry: Poppies! (3x) (Archibald yawns) Pa Grape: There's no place like home Junior: Seven pitted prunes Bob: Six fried chruścikis Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas! (Laughing) Archibald: Four baked paprikas Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis Jimmy: Two steamed perogies All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed (everybody except Oscar fell down, feeling tired) Announcer: This has been a VeggieTales Christmas Party. Tune in next time to hear Oscar say... Oscar: Anybody wanna lick the spoon? (Other veggies groaned)