Rudy Ray Moore — Ballad Of A Boy And Girl

[Intro] Let's give a big hand and bring out gish Come out here and sang for us, everybody Let's hear it for Jeanie Marie! [Verse 1: Jeanie Marie] If I was a little bitty girl, had me a lot of money Hot and near me, and hoppin' to men It'd be good as any And he would screw, and I would screw And we would screw together And wouldn't we have a hell of a time Screwin' one another [Verse 2: Rudy Ray Moore] If'n I was a little bitty boy, had a whole lot of the money I'd marry me an elevator girl, she'd be good as any She'd ride up and I'd ride up, and we'd do all together Wouldn't we have a hell of a time Comin' down with one another [Verse 3: Jeanie Marie] If'n I was a little bitty girl, had me a lot of me I'd marry me a sexy crow man, he'd be good as any He would blow, I would blow We would blow together Wouldn't we have a hell of a time Blowin' one another [Verse 4: Rudy Ray Moore] If'n I was a little bitty boy, had a whole lots of money I'd marry me a nurse maid, she'd be good as any She would nurse and I would nurse And we would nurse together Wouldn't we have a hell of a time Suckin' one another, suckin' one another Suckin' one another, suckin' one another, girls! (Suckin') You sure? (another) I'd be lyin', let's give a big hand to Jean Marie, my guest [Outro] Oh yeah