Rudy Ray Moore — The Human Tornado

He's a Human Tornado! Mules'es kicked me an didn't bruise my hide Rattlesnakes'es bit me they just crawled off an died I handcuffed*, lightnin' and split the raging sea! I don't want no dilapidated seep sappin (?) pigeon-toed'ed, cross eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later.. I'm the bad motor scooter, I'm the Human Tornad'a! I picked up the rock and killed the giant Goliath! Beat Nero's ass for setting Rome on fire I've got lions, elephants roosting in the trees I don't want no dilapidated see-sappin(?), pigeon-toed'ed, cross-eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me I've been known to rise up But I'll cool down later I'm the bad motor scooter I'm the Human Tornado!