South Park — Blame Canada

[SHEILA] Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse! [SHARON] Should we blame the government? [LIANE] Or blame society? [FATHERS] Or should we blame the images on TV? [SHEILA] No! Blame Canada [ADULTS] Blame Canada [SHEILA] With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies [ADULTS] Blame Canada! Blame Canada! [SHEILA] We need to form a full assault [ADULTS] It's Canada's fault! [SHARON] Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan! [LIANE] And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself! [SHEILA] Well, blame Canada [ADULTS] Blame Canada [SHEILA] It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along! [ADULTS] Blame Canada, Blame Canada [RANDY MARSH] They're not even a real country, anyway [MS. MCCORMICK] My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue [ADULTS] Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? [SHEILA, spoken] Heck no! [ADULTS] Blame Canada Blame Canada [SHEILA] With all their hockey hullabaloo [LIANE] And that bitch Anne Murray, too [ADULTS] Blame Canada! Shame on Canada For... the smut we must stop The trash we must smash The laughter and fun Must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before someone thinks of blaming us!