South Park — Its Easy Mkay

[MACKEY] There are times when you get suckered in By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay But it's when you do these things too much That you've become an addict and must get back in touch You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay With a little plan you can change your life today You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will say "It's easy, m'kay" Step one: instead of ass say buns Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole" Step two: instead of shit say poo As in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold" Step three: with bitch drop the T Because bich is Latin for generosity Step four: don't say fuck anymore Because fuck is the worst word that you can say So just use the word m'kay! [KIDS] We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay [MACKEY] M'kay [KIDS] With a little plan we can change our lives today [MACKEY] You can change today [MACKEY, KIDS] We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say "It's easy, m'kay" [MACKEY] Step one: [KID 1] Instead of ass say buns [KID 2] Like "Kiss my buns" [KID 3] or "You're a buns-hole" [MACKEY] Step two: [THREE MORE KIDS] Instead of shit say poo [KID 4] As in "bull-poo," [KID 5] "Poo-head," [KID 6] and "This poo is cold" [MACKEY] Step three: [BOYS] With bitch drop the T [GIRLS] Because bich is Latin for generosity [MACKEY] Step four: [KIDS] Don't say fuck anymore [MACKEY, KIDS] Because fuck is the worst word that you can say [KIDS] (Fuck is the worst word that you can say) We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no! [MACKEY] You're cured, you can go! [MACKEY, KIDS] We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say "It's easy, m'kay" (It's easy m'kay) It's easy, m'kay (It's easy, m'kay) It's easy, m'kay!