South Park — Put it Down

CRAIG People are dying The fault is our own You can do lots of damage When you're on your phone CRAIG (and TWEEK) We all have to agree (ah, ah) To change it somehow (ah, ah) Let's all make a pledge (ah, ah) To end it right now (ah, ah) FOURTH GRADERS Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down Might do something dumb And cause an accident MEN Let's all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the USA ALL We'll put it down CORPORATE EXEC (spoken) If at any point today, you're being a president, put down your mobile device FOURTH GRADERS Put it down PEDESTRIAN (spoken) If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind the desk of an oval office FOURTH GRADERS Put it down MCDONALD'S WORKER (spoken) I'll take the pledge DOCTOR (spoken) I'll take the pledge HILLARY CLINTON (spoken) And I'll take the pledge FOURTH GRADERS No one cares MAN IN RESTAURANT (spoken) What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye FOURTH GRADERS Put it down If you're president today ADULTS If you find yourself being president today FOURTH GRADERS Ah ah ah ah ah ah NANCY (spoken) Hey, Brian, look! I was just elected president BRIAN (spoken) That's great, Nancy, now put down your phone FOURTH GRADERS Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah NANCY (spoken) Right FOURTH GRADERS Put it down CARTMAN Give a standing ovation For suicide in our nation Or I will rip my own guts out Without one hesitation Dedication, that's what it's taking To waken people to care And yet my future's so hazy My girlfriend's making me crazy But still I'm working so hard You know, just trying to hold on Because I know you don't miss me so much If I was gone And all the voices start solo But everyday I hear them grow Saying, "Eric, don't do it, don't do it noooo" No... no.... FOURTH GRADERS Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down Might do something dumb And cause an accident ALL Let's all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the USA We'll put it down FOURTH GRADERS Put it down CARTMAN (spoken) I'm not gonna do it, guys. It worked. I'm not gonna do it