South Park — What Would Brian Boitano Do?

[STAN] What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd do! [KYLE] When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz While wearing a blindfold [CARTMAN] When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire breath And saved the maidens fair [STAN, KYLE] So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do! [CARTMAN] I want this V-chip out of me It has stunted my vocabulary [KYLE] And I just want my mom To stop fighting everyone [STAN] For Wendy I'll be an activist too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do! [THREE BOYS] And what would Brian Boitano do He'd call all the kids in town And tell them to unite for truth That's what Brian Boitano'd do [Interlude] [THREE BOYS] When Brian Boitano traveled through time To the year 3010 He fought the evil robot king And saved the human race again [CARTMAN] And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Kubla Khan [STAN, KYLE] 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from [THREE BOYS] Anybody! [THREE BOYS] So let's call all the kids together And unite to stop our moms And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! That's what Brian Boitano'd do!