South Park — Kyles Moms a Bitch

[Verse 1: Eric Cartman] Well Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls [Verse 2: Eric Cartman] On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch! [Interlude: Eric Cartman] Come on! You all know the words! [Chorus: Eric Cartman, kids] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Refrain: Eric Cartman] Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) [Break: Eric Cartman] Talk to kids around the world And it might go a little bit something like this: (Chinese) Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi (French) Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier (Dutch) Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was (Swahili) Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana [Chorus: Eric Cartman] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Refrain: Eric Cartman] Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! [Outro: Eric Cartman] I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big fat stinking bitch Big ol' fat stinking bitch, Kyle's mom Yeah, chaaaa