South Park — Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel

[Intro] Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song: [Verse 1] I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play Kyle: Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P Um, this song, like, go all the way Play, came down the rain and wash the spider out [Verse 2] Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing? Kyle: Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try? Cartman: Sure Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay Hey, shut your mouth, fatass Jews play stupid games Jews, that's why they're lame Jews play stupid games (Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay) Jews, that's why they're lame (Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play) [Verse 3] Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day Stan: Let me try I'll try to make it spin It fell, I'll try again I'll try to make it spin (Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay) It fell, I'll try again (Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play) I'll try to make it spin (Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay) (Jews play stupid games) It fell, I'll try again (Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play) (Jews, that's why they're lame) I'll try to make it spin (Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay) (Jews play stupid games) It fell, I'll try again (Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play) (Jews, that's why they're lame) [Verse 4] Sheila: Hello, boys Kyle: Hi, Mom Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, it's so very interesting Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin You'll know our people always win, keep spinning! Learn to make the dreidel spin (Jews play stupid games) You'll know our people always win (Jews, that's why they're lame) [Verse 5] Kyle: Oh, hi Dad! Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in? Kyle: Sure! I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall - everybody! Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay (Jews play stupid games) (I'll try to make it spin) (Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin) (Courteney Cox, I love you) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play (Jews, that's why they're lame) (It fell, I'll try again) (You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!) (You're so hot on that show) Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay (Jews play stupid games) (I'll try to make it spin) (Learn to make the dreidel spin) (Courteney Cox, I love you) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play (Jews, that's why they're lame) (It fell, I'll try again) (You'll know our people always win) (You're so hot on that show) Courteney Cox, I love you You're so hot on that show (Dad?) Courteney Cox (Dad!), I huh? Kyle: We're singing about a dreidel Gerald: Oh, sorry Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald [Verse 6] Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay (Jews play stupid games) (I'll try to make it spin) (Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin) (Courteney Cox, I love you) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play (Jews, that's why they're lame) (It fell, I'll try again) (You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!) (You're so hot on that show) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay (Jews play stupid games) (I'll try to make it spin) (Learn to make the dreidel spin) (Courteney Cox, I love you) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play (Jews, that's why they're lame) (It fell, I'll try again) (You'll know our people al-, our people always win, -ways win) (You're so hot, Courteney I love you)