South Park — My Bitch Aint No Hobbit

[Intro] Oh yeah, baby [x2] [Verse 1] One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit She might be stumpy, that don't mean she a hobbit She's not a hobbit, cause she couldn't be! She got no Bagginses in her family tree Yes, on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf fwiends But she never went on no quest with her dwarf fwiends Except for one time she went to kill that dragon She took it's gold and she... [Break] Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves? ... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yep. Yep, I got it. Yep, love you too [Continuing Verse] It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite While she drinking her grog and singin' those merry songs... at night... My girl ain't no hobbit Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit