South Park — San Diego

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines (He's gonna jack it) Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind (Jackin' it, oh) Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off (He's about to jack it) On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks? (Jack it, jack it, ho!) Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego! Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack Jacking for the lord! [whistling] [spoken] Come to San Diego, there's so much to see! From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town. And after a day of sightseeing, why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets? San Diego: Come. Take a load off [sung] Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack The cars are passing me by They honk and say hello (Hey, that guy's jackin' it!) From his window there's a guy shootin' video (Video of them jackin' it) And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do' Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack (He's about to jack it) Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack