South Park — Wendys Audition Song

Mrs. Landers was a health nut She cooked food in a wok Mr. Harris was her boyfriend And he had a great big - Cock-a-doodle-doodle The rooster just won't quit And I don't want my breakfast Because it tastes like - Shih Tzus make good house pets They're cuddly and sweet Monkeys aren't good to have 'Cause they like to beat their - Meeting in the office A meeting in the hall The boss he wants to see you So you can suck his - Balzac was a writer He lived with Allen Funt Mrs. Roberts didn't like him But that's 'cause she's a - Contaminated water Can really make you sick Your bladder gets infected And blood comes out your - Dictate what I'm saying 'Cause it will bring you luck And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying fuck