South Park — What Would Brian Boitano Do? Part II

Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate! What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd do! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! When Brian Boitano was in the olympics Skating for the gold He did two salchows and a triple lutz While wearing a blind fold When Brian Boitano was in the alps Fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire breath And saved the maidens fair Brian! Skate! Brian! Live! So what would Brian Boitano do If he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do! Brian! Skate! Brian! Live! When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again When Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Kublai Khan Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody! No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. [x7] Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brain Boitano was born on the planet of Krylock He came to Earth to save us all from war and death and stuff Hideedodee! Hideeday! Brian Boitano's here So round up all your lasses and tell 'em to have no fear Say, "Come over here my honey And come and I'll take off my pants And I'm gonna make dirty love to you Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do." Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd Do!